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Teacher : Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?Pupil: I want to know how it ends !

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An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took eve...

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An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop...

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Teacher: Where is the English Channel ?Pupil: I dont know, my TV doesnt pick it up...

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Whats yellow, has wheels and lies on its back?A dead school bus!...

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Whats the longest piece of furniture in the school? The multiplication table....

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Teacher: What is the formula for water ? George: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you ? George: Sure,...

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Teacher: Didnt you hear me call you?Pupil: But you said not to answer you back!...

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What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?She draws a smack!...

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Whats the worst thing youre likely to find in the school cafeteria?The food!...

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Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but youve only drawn the cow?Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!...