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Teacher : Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?Pupil: I want to know how it ends !

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Teacher: Are you good at math ?Pupil: Yes and noTeacher: What do you mean ?Pupil: Yes, Im no good at math !...

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Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?Pupil: Thats not fair!You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!...

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The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group pict...

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Q: What did one math book say to the other?A: Man I got a lot of problems!...

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Teacher: Can you count to 10?Fred: Yes, teacher-one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.Teacher: Now g...

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A college business professor could not help but notice that one of his students was late to class for the third time tha...

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Our teacher talks to herself does yours ?Yes, but she doest realise it, she thinks were actually listening !...

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Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?Pupil: Dead?, I didnt even know he was sick!...

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Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?A. Because he wanted to be a smarty...

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An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop...