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Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good, but where is the wagon ?Pupil: The horse will draw it !

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Laugh and the class laughs with you.But you get detention alone !...

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When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom?Because there are no pupils to see!...

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What are you going to be when you get out of school?An old man!...

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What kind of food do maths teachers eat?Square meals!...

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Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to?Pupil: Nobody I know!...

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One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask, "W...

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Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher?He couldnt control his pupils!...

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Be sure that you go straight home after schoolI cant, I live just round the corner !...

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Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.Class: Hooray!Teacher: We will have the other half t...

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Whats yellow, has wheels and lies on its back?A dead school bus!...