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Teacher: This note from your father looks like your handwriting ?Pupil: Well, yes, he borrowed my pen !

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Our teacher talks to herself does yours ?Yes, but she doest realise it, she thinks were actually listening !...

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Teacher: This is the third time Ive had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?Pupil: Thank heav...

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Johnny comes back from school crying and says, "Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head." His mother repl...

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Fred: Ive added these figures ten times. Teacher: Good work! Fred: And here are my ten answers !...