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Teacher : What are you doing, crawling into school ten minutes late ?Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !

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Teacher: Name two pronouns ?Pupil: Who ?, me ?...

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Why were you late ?Sorry, teacher, I overslept.You mean you need to sleep at home too !...

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Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher?He couldnt control his pupils!...

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How many students does it take to change a light bulb?None. Light bulb changing isnt in the course notes....

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Teacher: Whats 2 and 2?Pupil: 4Teacher: Thats good.Pupil: Good?, thats perfect!...

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An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I didnt do it because I didnt want to add to your alread...