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Father: Well Son, how are your exam results ?Son: Theyre under waterFather: What do you mean ?Son: Below "C" level !

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Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes.Pupil : Were not passing notes. Were playing cards !...

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Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt?Yes, the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoahs court!...

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Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher?He couldnt control his pupils!...

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Teacher: Are you good at math ?Pupil: Yes and noTeacher: What do you mean ?Pupil: Yes, Im no good at math !...

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What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners ?Mercy !...

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An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop...

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Bad timing for an excuse Teacher: Why were you late?Pupil: Sorry, teacher, I overslept.Teacher: Its three in the afterno...

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What kind of food do maths teachers eat?Square meals!...

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Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have ?Pupil : A fight !...