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Teacher : Why are you the only child in the classroom today ?Pupil : Because I was the only one who didnt have school dinners yesterday !

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Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?...

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Teacher : Tommy you try my patience !Tommy: No, teacher you had better try mine. Theres more of it !...

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Teacher: Didnt you hear me call you?Pupil: But you said not to answer you back!...

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The teacher was reviewing counting with her first-grade class. "Jackie," she asked, "can you count to 10 without mistake...

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Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?Pupil: I expect its around Hadrians garden miss!...

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Teacher : Whats happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?Pupil : Its stolen !...

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Why did the teacher put the lights on?Because the class was so dim!...

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Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your ears, do you have an infection ?Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go...

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Father: Well Son, how are your exam results ?Son: Theyre under waterFather: What do you mean ?Son: Below "C" level !...

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Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning ?About an hour and a half after I arrived at school...