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Teacher : What is the most common phrase used in school ?Pupil : I dont knowTeacher: Correct !
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An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop...
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Father: What did the teacher think of your idea?Son: She took it like a lambTeacher: Really?, what did she say?Son: Baa!...
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Teacher: This is the third time Ive had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?Pupil: Thank heav...
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Ann! the teacher shouted one day at the girl who had been daydreaming out the window. If India has the worlds second lar...
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Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ?Pupil: Because it cant sit down !...
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Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have ?Pupil : A fight !...
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Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I didnt know where the Rockies were.Mother: Well next time remember where you...
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What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples? A senior high school math problem....
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Teacher: Whats 2 and 2Pupil: 4Teacher: Thats goodPupil: Good ?, thats perfect !...
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The brain is a wonder ful thingWhy do you say that ? Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and...