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Teacher : What is the most common phrase used in school ?Pupil : I dont knowTeacher: Correct !

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Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!...

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Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?...

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Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems?Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself!...

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Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have ?Pupil : A fight !...

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The teacher was reviewing counting with her first-grade class. "Jackie," she asked, "can you count to 10 without mistake...

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Teacher: This is the third time Ive had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?Pupil: Thank heav...

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Fred: I got 100 in school today.Mother: Wonderful. What did you get 100 in?Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 5...

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Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?"Sam: "I dont know."Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark."Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!"...

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What do history teachers make when they want to get together?Dates!...