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Teacher : The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it ?Pupil : My parrot swallowed a watch and now Polly ticks !

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Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be?Fred: None!Fred (surprised): Why not?Fred:...

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Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had...

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Im not going to school today, Alexander said to his mother. The teachers bully me and the boys in my class dont like me....

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Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?"Sam: "I dont know."Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark."Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!"...

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Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems?Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself!...

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Father: How do you like going to school?Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but Im not too keen o...

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Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year ?Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!...

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A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, "if you reached in your right pocket an...

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Teacher : Billy, please dont whistle while studying.Billy : Oh, but Im not studying - just whistling !...

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Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that wont freeze ?Pupil: Hot water !...