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Teacher : Make up a sentence using the word lettuce !Pupil : Let us out of school early !

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Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?A. Because he wanted to be a smarty...

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Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!...

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Little Monster: I hate my teacher.Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear!...

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A little kids in school, taking a true-false test and hes flipping a coin. At the end of the test hes flipping the coin...

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Teacher: What is the formula for water ? George: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you ? George: Sure,...

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Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?Pupil: Thats not fair!You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!...

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Teacher: I wished you would pay a little attentionPupil: Im paying as little as I can !...

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A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, "if you reached in your right pocket an...

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Teacher : Give me a sentence with the words defence, defeat and detail in it.Pupil : When a horse jumps over defence, de...

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Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?...