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Teacher : Were you copying his sums ?Pupil : No Sir, just seeing if he got mine right !

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Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia ?Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines !...

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Whats yellow, has wheels and lies on its back?A dead school bus!...