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Teacher : Tommy, put some more water in the fish tank !Pupil : Why, Miss, I only put some in yesterday and he hasnt drunk that yet !
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If I had five coconuts and I gave you three, how many would I have left ?I dont know.Why not ?In our school we do all ou...
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An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly moved away...
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What did you learn in school today?Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!...
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"Isnt the principal a dummy!" said a boy to a girl."Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl."No.""Im the principals d...
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Teacher : Billy, please dont whistle while studying.Billy : Oh, but Im not studying - just whistling !...
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Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?Pupil: Thats not fair!You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!...
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The parents were very disappointed in the grades that their son brought home. "The only consolation I can find in these...
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Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth!Pupil: What?, and get bitten!...
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If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? One dollar. You dont know...
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Teacher: Whats 2 and 2Pupil: 4Teacher: Thats goodPupil: Good ?, thats perfect !...