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Teacher : Tommy, put some more water in the fish tank !Pupil : Why, Miss, I only put some in yesterday and he hasnt drunk that yet !
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Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and wont be able to come to school today.School Secretary: Who is this?Pupil: T...
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Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to?Pupil: Nobody I know!...
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What do history teachers make when they want to get together?Dates!...
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Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes.Pupil : Were not passing notes. Were playing cards !...
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Teacher: Why cant you ever answer any of my questions ?Pupil: Well if I could there wouldnt be much point in me being he...
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A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I...
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Teacher : What is the most common phrase used in school ?Pupil : I dont knowTeacher: Correct !...
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Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question.Pupil : How long for the answer sir !...
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Mother: How do you like your new teacher ?Son: I dont. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn...
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Caspar: I was the teachers pet last year.Jaspar: Why was that? Caspar: She couldnt afford a dog....