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Teacher : Tommy, put some more water in the fish tank !Pupil : Why, Miss, I only put some in yesterday and he hasnt drunk that yet !

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The parents were very disappointed in the grades that their son brought home. "The only consolation I can find in these...

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Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth!Pupil: What?, and get bitten!...

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Teacher: Whats 2 and 2Pupil: 4Teacher: Thats goodPupil: Good ?, thats perfect !...