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If I had five coconuts and I gave you three, how many would I have left ?I dont know.Why not ?In our school we do all our arithmetic in apples and oranges.
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Mother: Does your teacher like you ?Son: Like me, she loves me. Look at all those Xs on my test paper !...
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Teacher: Why cant you ever answer any of my questions?Pupil: Well if I could there wouldnt be much point in me being her...
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Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.Class: Hooray!Teacher: We will have the other half t...
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Father: You were absent on the day of the test?Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!...
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A mom and dad were worried about their son not wanting to learn math at the school he was in, so they decided to send hi...
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Teacher : Why are you the only child in the classroom today ?Pupil : Because I was the only one who didnt have school di...
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A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, "if you reached in your right pocket an...
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"Our teacher has a bad memory. For three days she asked us how much is two and two. We told her it was four. But she sti...
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What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners ?Mercy !...
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"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one f...