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How are you doing in arithmetic ?Ive learned to add up the zeros, but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

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Whats yellow, has wheels and lies on its back?A dead school bus!...

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Teacher: This note from your father looks like your handwriting ?Pupil: Well, yes, he borrowed my pen !...

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Teacher : Whats happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?Pupil : Its stolen !...

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Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?On their feet!...

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Teacher: Id like to go through one whole day without having to tell you off.Pupil: You have my permission !...

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Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt?Yes, the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoahs court!...

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Teacher: I hope I didnt see you looking at Freds test paper.Pupil: I hope you didnt see me either!...

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"Dad, can you write in the dark?""I think so. What is it you want me to write?""Your name on this report card."...

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A history jokeTeacher: When was Rome built?Pupil: At night.Teacher: Why did you say that?Pupil: Because my Dad always sa...