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How are you doing in arithmetic ?Ive learned to add up the zeros, but the numbers are still giving me trouble.
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Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!...
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A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: "Now, student...
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Teacher: Why cant you ever answer any of my questions?Pupil: Well if I could there wouldnt be much point in me being her...
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Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days ?Pupil: All of them !...
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Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ?Pupil: Because it cant sit down !...
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Pupil: I dont think I deserved zero on this test!Teacher: I agree, but thats the lowest mark I could give you!...
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Teacher : Give me a sentence with the words defence, defeat and detail in it.Pupil : When a horse jumps over defence, de...
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An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing...
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One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask, "W...
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Teacher : Tommy you try my patience !Tommy: No, teacher you had better try mine. Theres more of it !...