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Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be?Fred: None!Fred (surprised): Why not?Fred: Because you cant lay eggs!
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Teacher: Are you good at math ?Pupil: Yes and noTeacher: What do you mean ?Pupil: Yes, Im no good at math !...
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Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems?Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself!...
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Teacher: Thats quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it?Pupil: I dont know teacher. What will you give m...
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An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I didnt do it because I didnt want to add to your alread...
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Teacher: Name two pronouns ?Pupil: Who ?, me ?...
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Teacher : Cant you retain anything in your head overnight ?Pupil : Of course, Ive had this cold in my head for two days...
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Are you in the top half of your class ?No, Im one of the students who make the top half possible !...
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Teacher : What are you reading ?Pupil : I dunno !Teacher : But youre reading aloud !Pupil : But Im not listening !...
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Teacher : Give me a sentence with the words defence, defeat and detail in it.Pupil : When a horse jumps over defence, de...
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Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but youve only drawn the cow?Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!...