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Accountant jokes

When does a person decide to become an accountant?When he realises he doesnt have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.

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Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand....

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How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?Hmmm........Ill just do a few numbers and get back to you...

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What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level...

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A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, "Didnt your company hir...

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A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by...

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When do accountants laugh out loud?When somebody asks for a raise...

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There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for....