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Accountant jokes

When does a person decide to become an accountant?When he realises he doesnt have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.

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"The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke...

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Whats an accountants idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card....

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Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own....

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Why did God invent economists?So accountants could have someone to laugh at....

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What does FCPA stand for?Finally Caught Pinching the Assets...

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The accountants prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eas...

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Whats a shy and retiring accountant?An accountant who is half a million shy and thats why hes retiring....