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Teacher: How much is half of 8Pupil: Up and down or across ?Teacher: What do you mean ?Pupil: Well,up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0
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Teacher : What is a comet ?Pupil : A star with a tailTeacher: Can you name one ?Pupil: Lassie !...
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TEACHER: Jackie, take 932 from 1,439. What is the difference?Stella: Thats what I say, whats the difference`?...
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Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year ?Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!...
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Pupil: The art teacher doesnt like what Im making ?Dad: Why is that, what are you making ?Pupil: Mistakes !...
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Father: Well Son, how are your exam results ?Son: Theyre under waterFather: What do you mean ?Son: Below "C" level !...
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Teacher : Give me a sentence with the words defence, defeat and detail in it.Pupil : When a horse jumps over defence, de...
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Teacher : Tommy you try my patience !Tommy: No, teacher you had better try mine. Theres more of it !...
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Teacher: Whats big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten a mothers day?Pupil: The school bus!...
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Teacher : Why are you the only child in the classroom today ?Pupil : Because I was the only one who didnt have school di...
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Are you in the top half of your class ?No, Im one of the students who make the top half possible !...