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Teacher: How much is half of 8Pupil: Up and down or across ?Teacher: What do you mean ?Pupil: Well,up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0
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Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?"Sam: "I dont know."Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark."Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!"...
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I failed every subject except for algebra.How did you keep from failing that?I didnt take algebra!...
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Father: I hear you skipped school to play footballSon: No I didnt, and I have the fish to prove it!...
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How are you doing in arithmetic ?Ive learned to add up the zeros, but the numbers are still giving me trouble....
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Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth!Pupil: What?, and get bitten!...
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Teacher : Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?Pupil: I want to know how it ends !...
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Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that wont freeze ?Pupil: Hot water !...
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What was King Arthurs favourite game?Knights and crosses!...
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Teacher: This is the third time Ive had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?Pupil: Thank heav...
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What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners ?Mercy !...