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Teacher: Are you good at math ?Pupil: Yes and noTeacher: What do you mean ?Pupil: Yes, Im no good at math !

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Teacher: Id like to go through one whole day without having to tell you off.Pupil: You have my permission !...

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Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that wont freeze ?Pupil: Hot water !...

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Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ?Pupil: Because it cant sit down !...