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Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ?Pupil: Because it cant sit down !

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Be sure that you go straight home after schoolI cant, I live just round the corner !...

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Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?Pupil: Because it has four eyes and cant see!...

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Teacher : Why are you the only child in the classroom today ?Pupil : Because I was the only one who didnt have school di...

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Teacher: How much is half of 8?Pupil: Up and down or across?Teacher: What do you mean?Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3...

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A history jokeTeacher: When was Rome built?Pupil: At night.Teacher: Why did you say that?Pupil: Because my Dad always sa...

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A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I...

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Teacher: If I gave you three rabbits today and five rabbits tomorrow, how many rabbits would you have?Jackie: Nine.Teach...

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Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?Pupil: I expect its around Hadrians garden miss!...

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Laugh and the class laughs with you.But you get detention alone !...

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Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days ?Pupil: All of them !...