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Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ?Pupil: Because it cant sit down !

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Father: What did the teacher think of your idea?Son: She took it like a lambTeacher: Really?, what did she say?Son: Baa!...

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How do bees get to school ?By school buzz !...

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A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a po...

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Teacher: You arent paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?Pupil: No, teacher Im having trouble listening...

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Teacher: Fred, Im glad to see your writing has improved.Pupil: Thank youTeacher: Now I can see how bad your spelling is...

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Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to?Pupil: Nobody I know!...

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Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be?Fred: None!Fred (surprised): Why not?Fred:...

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Teacher : Billy, please dont whistle while studying.Billy : Oh, but Im not studying - just whistling !...

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Teacher : Tommy you try my patience !Tommy: No, teacher you had better try mine. Theres more of it !...

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One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask, "W...