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The brain is a wonder ful thingWhy do you say that ? Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and never stops until you get asked a question in class !
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Teacher : What are you doing, crawling into school ten minutes late ?Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school...
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Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of Pupil: Life imprisonment !...
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Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth!Pupil: What?, and get bitten!...
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Playing truant from school is like a credit cardFun now, pay later !...
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Teacher: This note from your father looks like your handwriting ?Pupil: Well, yes, he borrowed my pen !...
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Teacher: In music, if "f" means "forte", what does "ff" mean ?Pupil: Eighty...
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Father: You were absent on the day of the test?Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!...
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"Dad, can you write in the dark?""I think so. What is it you want me to write?""Your name on this report card."...
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Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?Pupil: I expect its around Hadrians garden miss!...
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Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?Pupil: Thats not fair!You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!...