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The brain is a wonder ful thingWhy do you say that ? Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and never stops until you get asked a question in class !

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Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had...

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Why were you late ?Sorry, teacher, I overslept.You mean you need to sleep at home too !...

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Teacher: Why didnt you answer me ?Pupil: I did, I shook my headTeacher: You dont expect me to hear it rattling from here...

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Whats black and white all over and difficult?An exam paper!...

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Why arent you doing very well in history?Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!...

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Teacher : Whats happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?Pupil : Its stolen !...

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A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: "Now, student...

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An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could st...

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Teacher: Thats quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it ?Pupil: I dont know teacher. What will you give...

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Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4?Class: At once!...