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Teacher: Id like to go through one whole day without having to tell you off.Pupil: You have my permission !
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Teacher: You missed school yesterday didnt you?Pupil: Not very much!...
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A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I...
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Whats the longest piece of furniture in the school? The multiplication table....
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Ann! the teacher shouted one day at the girl who had been daydreaming out the window. If India has the worlds second lar...
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Pupil: I dont think I deserved zero on this test!Teacher: I agree, but thats the lowest mark I could give you!...
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Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ?Pupil: Because it cant sit down !...
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TEACHER: Jackie, take 932 from 1,439. What is the difference?Stella: Thats what I say, whats the difference`?...
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Teacher: Can you tell me something important that didnt exist 100 years ago ?Pupil: Me !...
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Teacher: This is the third time Ive had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?Pupil: Thank heav...
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Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4?Class: At once!...