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Teacher: Thats quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it ?Pupil: I dont know teacher. What will you give me ?
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Fred: I got 100 in school today.Mother: Wonderful. What did you get 100 in?Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 5...
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Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question.Pupil : How long for the answer sir !...
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Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?Pupil: Dead?, I didnt even know he was sick!...
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Teacher: What is cant short for ?Pupil: Cannot missTeacher: and what is dont short for Pupil: Doughnut !...
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Teacher: How much is half of 8Pupil: Up and down or across ?Teacher: What do you mean ?Pupil: Well,up and down makes a 3...
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Caspar: I was the teachers pet last year.Jaspar: Why was that? Caspar: She couldnt afford a dog....
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Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?Pupil: I expect its around Hadrians garden miss!...
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Teacher : Tommy you try my patience !Tommy: No, teacher you had better try mine. Theres more of it !...
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A little kids in school, taking a true-false test and hes flipping a coin. At the end of the test hes flipping the coin...
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Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?Pupil: Thats not fair!You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!...