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Boy to Friend: Im sorry, I wont be able to go out after school. I promised Dad that I would stay in and help him with my homework.

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Pupil: I dont think I deserved zero on this test!Teacher: I agree, but thats the lowest mark I could give you!...

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Teacher: Ill call you Fred Smith then.Pupil: My dad wont like that.Teacher: Why is that?Pupil: He doesnt like people tak...