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Im not going to school today, Alexander said to his mother. The teachers bully me and the boys in my class dont like me. Why ?Firstly, youre 35 years old. Secondly, youre the principal.

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Teacher: You arent paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?Pupil: No, teacher Im having trouble listening...

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The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group pict...

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Teacher: Name two pronouns ?Pupil: Who ?, me ?...

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Fred: I got 100 in school today.Mother: Wonderful. What did you get 100 in?Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 5...

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Teacher, I cant solve this problem.Any five year old should be able to solve this one.No wonder I cant do it then, Im ne...

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What kind of food do maths teachers eat?Square meals!...

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The brain is a wonder ful thingWhy do you say that ? Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and...

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Teacher: Why do you want to work in a bank, Alan? Fred: Cuz theres money in it, sir....

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Teacher: Why didnt you answer me ?Pupil: I did, I shook my headTeacher: You dont expect me to hear it rattling from here...

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Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class ?Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips !...