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Did you hear what happened when there was an epidemic of laryngitis at school? The school nurse sent everyone to the croakroom.
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Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!...
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Teacher: In music, if "f" means "forte", what does "ff" mean ?Pupil: Eighty...
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An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could st...
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Where do children learn their ABCs ?At LMN-tary school !...
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What was King Arthurs favourite game?Knights and crosses!...
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What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners ?Mercy !...
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Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?Pupil: Thats not fair!You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!...
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Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and wont be able to come to school today.School Secretary: Who is this?Pupil: T...
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Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning ?About an hour and a half after I arrived at school...
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Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days ?Pupil: All of them !...