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Accountant jokes

How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?"What kind of answer did you have in mind?"Two, one to change the light bulb and one to check that it was done within the given budget.

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Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug...

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A patient was at her doctors office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave...

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An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him three identical parrots on a perch and says...

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Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year....

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The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job. The prospective emplo...

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What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?Popular...

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A man walking along a country road comes across a farmer droving a huge mob of sheep. He stops and chats for a while and...

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Whats a shy and retiring accountant?An accountant who is half a million shy and thats why hes retiring....

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An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the Pilbara area...

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Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party:".......and ninthly..."...