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Accountant jokes

How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?"What kind of answer did you have in mind?"Two, one to change the light bulb and one to check that it was done within the given budget.

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What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality....

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When does a person decide to become an accountant?When he realises he doesnt have the charisma to succeed as an undertak...

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An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just cant get to sleep at night.""Ha...

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Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand....

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Whats the definition of unlikely?A photo-spread in Playboy titled The Worlds Top Accountants - Nude!....

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What does FCPA stand for?Finally Caught Pinching the Assets...

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What does CPA stand for?Cant Produce Anything...

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Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investme...

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Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?They can wear casual clothes to work...

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A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Want to hear an accountant joke?"The guy next to him replies...