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How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

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What was King Arthurs favourite game?Knights and crosses!...

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Teacher: Name two pronouns ?Pupil: Who ?, me ?...

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Teacher: You copies from Freds exam paper didnt you?Pupil: How did you know?Teacher: Freds paper says "I dont know" and...

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How many students does it take to change a light bulb?None. Light bulb changing isnt in the course notes....

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School Principal: Ive called you into my office, Peter, because I want to talk to you about two words I wish you wouldnt...

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The brain is a wonder ful thingWhy do you say that ? Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and...

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Mother: "Why are you home from school so early?" Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh, rea...

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Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!...