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Teacher: Johnny, you know you cant sleep in my class.Johnny: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.

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Teacher: Why didnt you answer me ?Pupil: I did, I shook my headTeacher: You dont expect me to hear it rattling from here...

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Teacher : Cant you retain anything in your head overnight ?Pupil : Of course, Ive had this cold in my head for two days...

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Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ?Pupil: I get up early !...