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The teacher came up with a good problem. "Suppose," she asked the second-graders, "there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would be left?""None," answered little Norman."None? Norman, you dont know your arithmetic.""Teacher, you dont know your sheep. When one goes, they all go!"

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