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Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.
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The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chas...
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An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just cant get to sleep at night.""Ha...
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Whats an accountants idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card....
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The accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl w...
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A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every morning...
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The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job. The prospective emplo...
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Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investme...
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What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality....
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A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "Im a Martian...
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When does a person decide to become an accountant?When he realises he doesnt have the charisma to succeed as an undertak...