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The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, Theres Jennifer; shes a lawyer, or Thats Michael, hes a doctor."A small voice from the back of the room rang out, "And theres the teacher; shes still old, nasty, and wrinkled"

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