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"Its clear" said the teacher, "That you havent studied your geography. Whats your excuse?" "Well, my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"

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What was King Arthurs favourite game?Knights and crosses!...

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Teacher: You missed school yesterday didnt you?Pupil: Not very much!...

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The brain is a wonder ful thingWhy do you say that ? Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and...

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Teacher: If you have five haystacks in one corner, five in another and two in another, how many would you have ?Pupil: O...

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Teacher : What is a comet ?Pupil : A star with a tailTeacher: Can you name one ?Pupil: Lassie !...

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Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question.Pupil : How long for the answer sir !...

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Caspar: I was the teachers pet last year.Jaspar: Why was that? Caspar: She couldnt afford a dog....

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Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems?Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself!...

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Whats the worst thing youre likely to find in the school cafeteria?The food!...

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Mother: How do you like your new teacher ?Son: I dont. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn...