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"Its clear" said the teacher, "That you havent studied your geography. Whats your excuse?" "Well, my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"

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Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4?Class: At once!...

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Little Monster: I hate my teacher.Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear!...

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How are you doing in arithmetic ?Ive learned to add up the zeros, but the numbers are still giving me trouble....

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Fred: Ive added these figures ten times. Teacher: Good work! Fred: And here are my ten answers !...

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Teacher: Id like to go through one whole day without having to tell you off.Pupil: You have my permission !...

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Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?Pupil: I expect its around Hadrians garden miss!...

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Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I didnt know where the Rockies were.Mother: Well next time remember where you...