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A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant.Her friend asks, "Didnt your company hire an accountant a short while ago?"The business owner replies, "Thats the accountant Ive been searching for."
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When do accountants laugh out loud?When somebody asks for a raise...
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What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 sec...
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Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand....
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What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality....
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How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?Hmmm........Ill just do a few numbers and get back to you...
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A patient was at her doctors office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave...
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An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just cant get to sleep at night.""Ha...
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How do you know accountants have no imagination?They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers....
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An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: "This dinosa...
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Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party:".......and ninthly..."...