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A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant.Her friend asks, "Didnt your company hire an accountant a short while ago?"The business owner replies, "Thats the accountant Ive been searching for."
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Whats an accountants idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card....
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How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?How many did it take last year?...
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Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?They can wear casual clothes to work...
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An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: "This dinosa...
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The accountants prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eas...
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An internal auditor for a manufacturing group was concerned about anomalies in stock levels. He thought someone might be...
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A man walking along a country road comes across a farmer droving a huge mob of sheep. He stops and chats for a while and...
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How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?Hmmm........Ill just do a few numbers and get back to you...
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A patient was at her doctors office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave...
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Who was the first accountant?Adam. He got interested in figures, turned the first leaf, made the first entry, lost inter...