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A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant.Her friend asks, "Didnt your company hire an accountant a short while ago?"The business owner replies, "Thats the accountant Ive been searching for."
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An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the Pilbara area...
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Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone....
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A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a simple test to select th...
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A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "Im a Martian...
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Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ?A: None-just a...
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A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant.Her friend asks, "Didnt your compa...
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An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to Canberra fligh...
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Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand....
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Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year....
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A patient was at her doctors office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave...