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A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant.Her friend asks, "Didnt your company hire an accountant a short while ago?"The business owner replies, "Thats the accountant Ive been searching for."
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Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means....
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An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him three identical parrots on a perch and says...
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