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Im not going back to school ever againWhy ever not?The teacher doesnt know a thing, all she does is ask questions!
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The parents were very disappointed in the grades that their son brought home. "The only consolation I can find in these...
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Teacher: Are you good at math?Pupil: Yes and noTeacher: What do you mean?Pupil: Yes, Im no good at math!...
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Teacher: Give me three reasons why the world is roundPupil: Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !...
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Teacher: You seem very well read, have you read Shakespeare ?Pupil: No Teacher: What have you read then ?Pupil: Umm, Ive...
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A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, "if you reached in your right pocket an...
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Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.So whats so great about that?Its snowing outside!...
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Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth!Pupil: What?, and get bitten!...
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Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year ?Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!...
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Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class ?Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips !...
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Teacher: Didnt you hear me call you?Pupil: But you said not to answer you back!...