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What do history teachers make when they want to get together?Dates!
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A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: "Now, student...
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Teacher: You copies from Freds exam paper didnt you?Pupil: How did you know?Teacher: Freds paper says "I dont know" and...
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Why was the headmaster worried?Because there were too many rulers in school!...
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Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated?Class: No, there are not many Lapps to the mile!Teacher: Name an animal that lives...
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Teacher : Make up a sentence using the word lettuce !Pupil : Let us out of school early !...
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Teacher: Can you count to 10?Fred: Yes, teacher-one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.Teacher: Now g...
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Teacher: If you have five haystacks in one corner, five in another and two in another, how many would you have ?Pupil: O...
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Teacher : Why are you the only child in the classroom today ?Pupil : Because I was the only one who didnt have school di...
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What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners ?Mercy !...
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Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class?Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips!...