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Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but youve only drawn the cow?Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!

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Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that wont freeze ?Pupil: Hot water !...

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Teacher: Are you good at math?Pupil: Yes and noTeacher: What do you mean?Pupil: Yes, Im no good at math!...

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Playing truant from school is like a credit cardFun now, pay later !...

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Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good, but where is the wagon ?Pupil: The horse will draw it !...

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Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?Because his class was so bright!...

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Father: How were the exam questions?Son: EasyFather: Then why look so unhappy?Son: The questions didnt give me any troub...

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One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask, "W...

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Teacher: What is the formula for water ? George: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you ? George: Sure,...

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Teacher: Fred, Im glad to see your writing has improved.Pupil: Thank youTeacher: Now I can see how bad your spelling is...

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Teacher: What are the Great Plains?Pupil: 747, Concorde and F-16!...