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11/10/2007
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Teacher: You copies from Freds exam paper didnt you?Pupil: How did you know?Teacher: Freds paper says "I dont know" and you have put "Me, neither"!

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Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4?Class: At once!...

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Teacher : Cant you retain anything in your head overnight ?Pupil : Of course, Ive had this cold in my head for two days...

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Are you in the top half of your class ?No, Im one of the students who make the top half possible !...

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Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?Because his class was so bright!...

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Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems?Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself!...

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Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?Pupil: I expect its around Hadrians garden miss!...

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A little kids in school, taking a true-false test and hes flipping a coin. At the end of the test hes flipping the coin...

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How do bees get to school ?By school buzz !...

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Teacher: Can you count to 10?Fred: Yes, teacher-one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.Teacher: Now g...

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Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question.Pupil : How long for the answer sir !...