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Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to?Pupil: Nobody I know!
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Teacher : The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it ?Pupil : My parrot swallowed a watch and now P...
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Teacher : Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?Pupil: I want to know how it ends !...
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Teacher: Why cant you ever answer any of my questions ?Pupil: Well if I could there wouldnt be much point in me being he...
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Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher?He couldnt control his pupils!...
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Teacher : Cant you retain anything in your head overnight ?Pupil : Of course, Ive had this cold in my head for two days...
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Mother: Does your teacher like you ?Son: Like me, she loves me. Look at all those Xs on my test paper !...
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"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one f...
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Teacher: Johnny, you know you cant sleep in my class.Johnny: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I coul...
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A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a po...
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An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took eve...