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Why was the headmaster worried?Because there were too many rulers in school!
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Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and wont be able to come to school today.School Secretary: Who is this?Pupil: T...
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Teacher: Johnny, you know you cant sleep in my class.Johnny: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I coul...
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What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples? A senior high school math problem....
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Laugh and the class laughs with you.But you get detention alone !...
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Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?...
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Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning ?About an hour and a half after I arrived at school...
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Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!...
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Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good, but where is the wagon ?Pupil: The horse will draw it !...
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Teacher: What happened to your homework? Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it....
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"Our teacher has a bad memory. For three days she asked us how much is two and two. We told her it was four. But she sti...