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Teacher: This is the third time Ive had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?Pupil: Thank heavens its Friday!

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Q: What did one math book say to the other?A: Man I got a lot of problems!...

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Teacher : Billy, please dont whistle while studying.Billy : Oh, but Im not studying - just whistling !...

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A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to w...

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Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please?Dont tell me that they havent found it ye...