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An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop ourselves from freezing

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Teacher: You seem very well read, have you read Shakespeare ?Pupil: No Teacher: What have you read then ?Pupil: Umm, Ive...

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Teacher: Why cant you ever answer any of my questions?Pupil: Well if I could there wouldnt be much point in me being her...

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Im not going back to school ever againWhy ever not?The teacher doesnt know a thing, all she does is ask questions!...

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How many students does it take to change a light bulb?None. Light bulb changing isnt in the course notes....

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TEACHER: Jackie, take 932 from 1,439. What is the difference?Stella: Thats what I say, whats the difference`?...

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Mother: What did you learn in school todaySon: How to write Mother: What did you write?Son: I dont know, they havent tau...

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The food in our school canteen is perfect.If your a bug!...

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Science teacher: What happened when electricity was first discovered? Fred: Someone got a nasty shock....

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Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?"Sam: "I dont know."Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark."Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!"...