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An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop ourselves from freezing

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Teacher: Name two pronouns ?Pupil: Who ?, me ?...

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Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth!Pupil: What?, and get bitten!...

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Teacher: You seem very well read, have you read Shakespeare ?Pupil: No Teacher: What have you read then ?Pupil: Umm, Ive...

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Teacher: What is cant short for ?Pupil: Cannot missTeacher: and what is dont short for Pupil: Doughnut !...

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Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be?Fred: None!Fred (surprised): Why not?Fred:...

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Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?Pupil: Thats not fair!You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!...

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Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?On their feet!...

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Teacher : Tommy, put some more water in the fish tank !Pupil : Why, Miss, I only put some in yesterday and he hasnt drun...

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A student called up his Mom one evening from his college and asked her for some money, because he was broke.His Mother s...

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A history jokeTeacher: When was Rome built?Pupil: At night.Teacher: Why did you say that?Pupil: Because my Dad always sa...