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An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop ourselves from freezing
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Whats yellow, has wheels and lies on its back?A dead school bus!...
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Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but youve only drawn the cow?Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!...
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Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated?Class: No, there are not many Lapps to the mile!Teacher: Name an animal that lives...
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Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes.Pupil : Were not passing notes. Were playing cards !...
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Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.Class: Hooray!Teacher: We will have the other half t...
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I failed every subject except for algebra.How did you keep from failing that?I didnt take algebra!...
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Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?On their feet!...
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Caspar: I was the teachers pet last year.Jaspar: Why was that? Caspar: She couldnt afford a dog....
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Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I didnt know where the Rockies were.Mother: Well next time remember where you...
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Teacher: Thats quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it?Pupil: I dont know teacher. What will you give m...