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Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!

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Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had...

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A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a po...

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Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but youve only drawn the cow?Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!...

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Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?Pupil: Because it has four eyes and cant see!...

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Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ?Pupil: I get up early !...

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I failed every subject except for algebra.How did you keep from failing that?I didnt take algebra!...

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Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!...

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Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and wont be able to come to school today.School Secretary: Who is this?Pupil: T...

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Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be?Fred: None!Fred (surprised): Why not?Fred:...

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Teacher: If I gave you three rabbits today and five rabbits tomorrow, how many rabbits would you have?Jackie: Nine.Teach...