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An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly moved away

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"Our teacher has a bad memory. For three days she asked us how much is two and two. We told her it was four. But she sti...

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Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to?Pupil: Nobody I know!...

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Son: I cant go to school today. Father: Why not?Son: I dont feel wellTeacher: Where dont you feel well?Son: In school!...

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How are you doing in arithmetic ?Ive learned to add up the zeros, but the numbers are still giving me trouble....

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Teacher: This is the third time Ive had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?Pupil: Thank heav...

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Teacher: Didnt you hear me call you?Pupil: But you said not to answer you back!...

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Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have ?Pupil : A fight !...

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Johnny comes back from school crying and says, "Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head." His mother repl...

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Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that wont freeze ?Pupil: Hot water !...