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An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked

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Whats yellow, has wheels and lies on its back?A dead school bus!...

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Johnny comes back from school crying and says, "Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head." His mother repl...

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"Our teacher has a bad memory. For three days she asked us how much is two and two. We told her it was four. But she sti...

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Teacher, I cant solve this problem.Any five year old should be able to solve this one.No wonder I cant do it then, Im ne...

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Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher?He couldnt control his pupils!...

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An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I put it in a safe, but lost the combination!...

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Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your ears, do you have an infection ?Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go...

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Teacher: How much is half of 8Pupil: Up and down or across ?Teacher: What do you mean ?Pupil: Well,up and down makes a 3...

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Teacher: If you have five haystacks in one corner, five in another and two in another, how many would you have ?Pupil: O...

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Teacher : Billy, please dont whistle while studying.Billy : Oh, but Im not studying - just whistling !...