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An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked

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Pupil: The art teacher doesnt like what Im making ?Dad: Why is that, what are you making ?Pupil: Mistakes !...

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Teacher: Why didnt you answer me ?Pupil: I did, I shook my headTeacher: You dont expect me to hear it rattling from here...

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Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?Pupil: Thats not fair!You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!...

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Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?Pupil: Dead?, I didnt even know he was sick!...

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A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. He wore it under his...

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Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and wont be able to come to school today.School Secretary: Who is this?Pupil: T...

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Teacher: In music, if "f" means "forte", what does "ff" mean ?Pupil: Eighty...

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Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.Class: Hooray!Teacher: We will have the other half t...

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Caspar: I was the teachers pet last year.Jaspar: Why was that? Caspar: She couldnt afford a dog....