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Bad timing for an excuse Teacher: Why were you late?Pupil: Sorry, teacher, I overslept.Teacher: Its three in the afternoon!

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Teacher: Why are you picking your nose in class ?Pupil: My mother wont let me do it at home !...

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Johnny comes back from school crying and says, "Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head." His mother repl...