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An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: My little sister ate it!

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Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth!Pupil: What?, and get bitten!...

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Jackie stood quietly as her father examined her report card."What is this 45 in math?" asked her father."I think thats t...

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What do history teachers make when they want to get together?Dates!...

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How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to t...

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Teacher: What are the Great Plains?Pupil: 747, Concorde and F-16!...

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Teacher: Can you count to 10?Fred: Yes, teacher-one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.Teacher: Now g...

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Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but youve only drawn the cow?Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!...

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Teacher: What is the formula for water ? George: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you ? George: Sure,...

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Mother: Does your teacher like you ?Son: Like me, she loves me. Look at all those Xs on my test paper !...

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Teacher: This is the third time Ive had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?Pupil: Thank heav...