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An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I didnt do it because I didnt want to add to your already heavy workload.

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Im not going to school today, Alexander said to his mother. The teachers bully me and the boys in my class dont like me....

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Teacher : What are you doing, crawling into school ten minutes late ?Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school...

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School Principal: Ive called you into my office, Peter, because I want to talk to you about two words I wish you wouldnt...

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Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be?Fred: None!Fred (surprised): Why not?Fred:...

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Mother: Does your teacher like you ?Son: Like me, she loves me. Look at all those Xs on my test paper !...

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Teacher: I wished you would pay a little attentionPupil: Im paying as little as I can !...

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Teacher: Why do you want to work in a bank, Alan? Fred: Cuz theres money in it, sir....

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An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing...

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Little Monster: I hate my teacher.Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear!...

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Principal: Do you do your homework?Kid: Now & ThenPrincipal: Where do you do it?Kid: Here & TherePrincipal: Put him in t...