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An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I didnt do it because I didnt want to add to your already heavy workload.

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Fred: I got 100 in school today.Mother: Wonderful. What did you get 100 in?Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 5...

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Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.So whats so great about that?Its snowing outside!...

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Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher?He couldnt control his pupils!...

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Teacher: Name two pronouns ?Pupil: Who ?, me ?...

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Mother: Did you enjoy the school outing, dear ?Jane: Yes, and were going again tomorrow.Mother: Really ? Whys that ?Jane...

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How many students does it take to change a light bulb?None. Light bulb changing isnt in the course notes....

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Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?Pupil: Thats not fair!You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!...

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Son: I cant go to school today. Father: Why not?Son: I dont feel wellTeacher: Where dont you feel well?Son: In school!...

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Whats the longest piece of furniture in the school? The multiplication table....

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Teacher: Give me three reasons why the world is roundPupil: Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !...