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An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing machine

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Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but youve only drawn the cow?Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!...

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Pupil: I dont think I deserved zero on this test!Teacher: I agree, but thats the lowest mark I could give you!...

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Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good, but where is the wagon ?Pupil: The horse will draw it !...

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Teacher: I hope I didnt see you looking at Freds test paper.Pupil: I hope you didnt see me either!...

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Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?Pupil: Dead?, I didnt even know he was sick!...

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Fred: Ive added these figures ten times. Teacher: Good work! Fred: And here are my ten answers !...

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"Our teacher has a bad memory. For three days she asked us how much is two and two. We told her it was four. But she sti...

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The teacher was reviewing counting with her first-grade class. "Jackie," she asked, "can you count to 10 without mistake...

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Teacher: If you have five haystacks in one corner, five in another and two in another, how many would you have ?Pupil: O...

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Whats the longest piece of furniture in the school? The multiplication table....