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Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth!Pupil: What?, and get bitten!

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Father: What did the teacher think of your idea?Son: She took it like a lambTeacher: Really?, what did she say?Son: Baa!...

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Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had...

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Teacher: You missed school yesterday didnt you?Pupil: Not very much!...

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The teacher was reviewing counting with her first-grade class. "Jackie," she asked, "can you count to 10 without mistake...

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Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class ?Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips !...