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Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

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Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means....

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What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation....

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There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for....

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Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?They find bookkeeping too exciting....

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What does FCPA stand for?Finally Caught Pinching the Assets...