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Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

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There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for....

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Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers...

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What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?Popular...

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The accountants prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eas...

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Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?They can wear casual clothes to work...

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Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means....

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When does a person decide to become an accountant?When he realises he doesnt have the charisma to succeed as an undertak...