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Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I didnt know where the Rockies were.Mother: Well next time remember where you put things!

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TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, sa...

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Teacher: This is the third time Ive had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?Pupil: Thank heav...

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Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning ?About an hour and a half after I arrived at school...

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Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher?He couldnt control his pupils!...

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Mother: How was your first day at school?Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling al...

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The parents were very disappointed in the grades that their son brought home. "The only consolation I can find in these...

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Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes.Pupil : Were not passing notes. Were playing cards !...

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What kind of food do maths teachers eat?Square meals!...

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If I had five coconuts and I gave you three, how many would I have left ?I dont know.Why not ?In our school we do all ou...