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Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I didnt know where the Rockies were.Mother: Well next time remember where you put things!

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Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and wont be able to come to school today.School Secretary: Who is this?Pupil: T...

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Be sure that you go straight home after schoolI cant, I live just round the corner !...

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Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days ?Pupil: All of them !...

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Teacher: Whats big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten a mothers day?Pupil: The school bus!...

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Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?Because his class was so bright!...

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Bad timing for an excuse Teacher: Why were you late?Pupil: Sorry, teacher, I overslept.Teacher: Its three in the afterno...

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Are you in the top half of your class ?No, Im one of the students who make the top half possible !...

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One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask, "W...

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Whats the longest piece of furniture in the school? The multiplication table....